Speed Sloth Unisex T-Shirt

Eddie the Speed Sloth – The Legend of Lightning in Slow Motion

At first glance, Eddie the Speed Sloth was just like any other—slow, steady, taking life one careful crawl at a time. But under the right conditions? Oh, Eddie could fly.

✔ Fast enough to break the sound barrier—when the moment was right.
✔ Swift enough to run the Great Wall of China before dinner.
✔ Quick enough to skim across the ocean without a single splash.

But here’s the thing—true speed isn’t about rushing. It’s about understanding the art of momentum, mastering patience before unleashing pure velocity. And Eddie? He knew the secret that few ever grasp:

Only those who start slow can perfect the art of going fast.

This T-shirt isn’t just a tribute to Eddie—it’s a statement. A reminder that sometimes, tradition, wisdom, and timing matter more than reckless haste. Because when you know what you’re doing, you don’t need to prove it.

And Eddie? He never ran away. Not once.

Wear the legend. Channel the speed. And if you’re lucky, maybe—just maybe—you’ll catch a glimpse of him in the night sky.

Catch up with Eddy and his friends in their poem book on amazon: Snozherbertfitzgerrald & Friends

Unisex heavy cotton T-Shirt from the first edition Noble Poet

.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.